$IDIOTS - a certified disaster for your finances.
Investing in Idiots is a terrible financial decision. This coin is strictly for certified idiots - are you one? Have a laugh, but avoid the regret!
CA: 7mTxjtUfBoz57TR3ujUY5XQsBnXfEsepcCeWDb5RGVzQ
“Laugh, cry, win, lose - all in one coin!”
Bob Lee Swagger
A laughably bad investment choice for all.
Laughs At Your Loss
Idiots offers a unique opportunity to have a good laugh while witnessing your financial loss. It's a reminder that not all investments are wise.
Certified Idiot Status
By investing in Idiots, you can proudly proclaim your certified idiot status. It's a badge of honor for those who dare to make terrible financial decisions.
Memorable Regret
Idiots guarantees a memorable regrettable experience. It's a lesson in financial decisions that will stick with you for a long time, in a humorous way.
Just so we're clear...
- What is Idiots?
Simply put, a meme coin about meme coins, that's all. A token for the brave (or foolish) who want to own a piece of crypto absurdity. Think of it as an investment in laughs and questionable life choices.
- Why shouldn’t I buy Idiots?
Because you're probably smarter than that. Buying Idiots is like signing up to run a marathon in clown shoes – you’ll be entertained, but you might end up regretting it.
- Will I make money with Idiots?
Chances are slim to none! But you will earn priceless internet points for joining the movement. Think of it as investing in the experience of telling your friends, "I bought Idiots, and it was the best dumb decision I ever made!
- What makes Idiots unique?
Idiots is the only cryptocurrency that openly warns against buying it. It’s a satirical, self-aware asset that embraces the meme coin culture to the fullest. If you’re still reading, you’re likely one of us.
- Is there a roadmap for Idiots?
Yes, the roadmap goes from regret to acceptance, with a pitstop at facepalming. Beyond that, we can’t guarantee anything, but there will be memes. There is a dedicated wallet with 20% IDIOTS set aside for potential airdrops and CEX listings. 80% is deployed into the Raydium LP.
- Can I cash out my Idiots?
Sure! If you can find another proud idiot willing to buy it from you, you’re in luck. But remember, Idiots is meant for fun, not financial stability.
- Is there a community for Idiots holders?
Absolutely! We call ourselves the “League of Idiots.” It’s a place where we come together to laugh, cry, and question our choices. Join us, if you dare on Telegram.
- Will Idiots go to the moon?
More likely, it’ll go straight to the Land of Questionable Decisions. But who knows? The journey is half the fun. Rocket emoji not included.
- Can I lose money with Idiots?
Oh, definitely. In fact, it’s practically guaranteed. But hey, that’s part of the charm! Just think of it as paying for a very niche comedy show with a really immersive experience.
- How do I buy Idiots?
Against all better judgment, you’ll need a wallet, some Solana to swap, and a strong disregard for sound investment advice. Once that’s in place, congratulations – you’re officially part of the club! Check us out on Dexscreener or Raydium Swap.
Solana Contract Address: 7mTxjtUfBoz57TR3ujUY5XQsBnXfEsepcCeWDb5RGVzQ
Join the Idiots Anyway.
“CA: 7mTxjtUfBoz57TR3ujUY5XQsBnXfEsepcCeWDb5RGVzQ” - SOLANA