$IDIOT - a certified disaster for your finances.
Investing in Idiot is a terrible financial decision. This coin is strictly for certified idiots - are you one? Have a laugh, but avoid the regret!
CA: 7mTxjtUfBoz57TR3ujUY5XQsBnXfEsepcCeWDb5RGVzQ
“Laugh, cry, win, lose - all in one coin!”
Bob Lee Swagger
A laughably bad investment choice for all.
Laughs At Your Loss
Idiot offers a unique opportunity to have a good laugh while witnessing your financial loss. It's a reminder that not all investments are wise.
Certified Idiot Status
By investing in Idiot, you can proudly proclaim your certified idiot status. It's a badge of honor for those who dare to make terrible financial decisions.
Memorable Regret
Idiot guarantees a memorable regrettable experience. It's a lesson in financial decisions that will stick with you for a long time, in a humorous way.
Just so we're clear...
- What is Idiot?
Simply put, a meme coin about meme coins, that's all. A token for the brave (or foolish) who want to own a piece of crypto absurdity. Think of it as an investment in laughs and questionable life choices.
- Why shouldn’t I buy Idiot?
Because you're probably smarter than that. Buying Idiot is like signing up to run a marathon in clown shoes – you’ll be entertained, but you might end up regretting it.
- Will I make money with Idiot?
Chances are slim to none! But you will earn priceless internet points for joining the movement. Think of it as investing in the experience of telling your friends, "I bought Idiots, and it was the best dumb decision I ever made!
- What makes Idiot unique?
Idiot is the only cryptocurrency that openly warns against buying it. It’s a satirical, self-aware asset that embraces the meme coin culture to the fullest. If you’re still reading, you’re likely one of us.
- Is there a roadmap for Idiot?
Yes, the roadmap goes from regret to acceptance, with a pitstop at facepalming. Beyond that, we can’t guarantee anything, but there will be memes.
- Can I cash out my Idiot?
Sure! If you can find another proud idiot willing to buy it from you, you’re in luck. But remember, Idiot is meant for fun, not financial stability.
- Is there a community for Idiot holders?
Absolutely! We call ourselves the “League of Idiots.” It’s a place where we come together to laugh, cry, and question our choices. Join us, if you dare on Telegram.
- Will Idiot go to the moon?
More likely, it’ll go straight to the Land of Questionable Decisions. But who knows? The journey is half the fun. Rocket emoji not included.
- Can I lose money with Idiot?
Oh, definitely. In fact, it’s practically guaranteed. But hey, that’s part of the charm! Just think of it as paying for a very niche comedy show with a really immersive experience.
- How do I buy Idiot?
Against all better judgment, you’ll need a wallet, some Solana to swap, and a strong disregard for sound investment advice. Once that’s in place, congratulations – you’re officially part of the club! Check us out on Dexscreener or Raydium Swap.
Solana Contract Address: 7mTxjtUfBoz57TR3ujUY5XQsBnXfEsepcCeWDb5RGVzQ
Be an Idiot Anyway.
“CA: 7mTxjtUfBoz57TR3ujUY5XQsBnXfEsepcCeWDb5RGVzQ” - SOLANA